Central Florida

Preload is enough for me.

The 2-D stand-ups are reportedly replacements for poorly designed 3-D statuary that melted in the Florida sun.

THREE meerkats? Saaaaaaaaay, wait a minute. Summin about that seems... queer...

I grew up near Orlando in a religious family and definitely heard about this, but moved away just about when it was opened, so I never got to visit. It really does bring up that odor of fragments of childhood spend in Christian bookstores and vacation bible school, and I get the sense that a lot of people involved in making it a reality are probably the sort who prayed about devoting their talents to the Lord a lot before receiving a sign that they should.

Could you please add a The Carpetbagger tag? If you do I'll add one to my video of him.