Florida.

Jesus.

Stations of the Cross? Sounds a bit too papist to me.

TBN makes Pat Robertson seem nuanced and stately. TBN is where the Messianics openly advertise for donations to settlements.

i was gonna joke about a passion of the christ parade everyday at noon but it seems like they're close enough without my help

please keep your hands inside the car and remember, jesus was always white

This gives the impression that Holy Land is about the size of a mall food court.

PRAY AT THE WAILING WALL!

Finally, a theme park for people who love Jesus that is comprised of virtually everything that Jesus sought to overturn.