|Maggot Brain - 2017-05-01 |
Glasses over there should get his T-cell count looked at. He's not looking so good.
|Killer Joe - 2017-05-01 |
"No one from those countries has carried out an attack."
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-05-01 |
The train wreck you elected is the train wreck you voted for.
|Xenocide - 2017-05-01 |
My new Least Favorite Thing is this new "WE FOUND A PACK OF IGNORANT FUCKS WHO ADORE TRUMP LET'S PUT THEM ON TV!!!" subgenre of news story. It made sense to do these right after the election but it's six months later and they're still shitting these out on a constant basis.
I'm not sure if it's some kind of pitiful attempt to get Trump to stop hating the media by giving free airtime to a never-ending parade of Mediocre White Men* who think he's the messiah, but it's not going to work. Trump hates the media because the alternative is admitting he's a fuckup. The entire US news media could convert to nothing but a photo of Trump which they broadcast 24/7 with a caption reading "HE HAS A VERY IMPRESSIVE PENIS," and Trump would still hate them because he needs scapegoats like normal humans need air.
(*The term "mediocre white men" is overused and often unfair, but in some cases it fits like a fucking glove)
It's perhaps an attempt to answer the question people have been asking: who the hell would vote for Trump? Thus the pageant of idiots.
Sure, but what bugs me is how it's framed. Media outlets groping in the dark to find something, anything, positive to say about the POTUS' wilting popularity and then when they find it, they bury all other news beneath it.
On Day 100, USA Today's front page headline was something like "TRUMP SUPPORTERS APPROVE OF PRESIDENT." That's not news. All that headline tells us is "TRUMP SUPPORTERS SUPPORT TRUMP." Thanks, newspaper. Now can you tell me if sports fans enjoy sports? I always wondered.
I'm a fan of the epilogue: "golly I guess Trump is just a hero to the working man!" *ignores the blanket anti-muslim racism*
What does Hillary turn a blind eye to when she vacations with Kissinger?
Probably his nonagenarian Bavarian torso and attached bits.
Really, why would you even make that dumbass non-sequitur swipe? I know that HDS isn't an officially recognized mental illness, but get yourself checked anyway.
Laziness, mostly. Harvard Divinity School?
Really, why would you even make that dumbass non-sequitur swipe?"
|The Mothership - 2017-05-01 |
Glasses dude reminds me of the Scout.
Also that interviewer is shit.
|cognitivedissonance - 2017-05-02 |
It would've been so easy to poison those drinks.
|TeenerTot - 2017-05-02 |
"One of these things is not like the other..."
No wait. All white dudes.
|bongoprophet - 2017-05-02 |
Which one is EvilHomer?
|Raggamuffin - 2017-05-02 |
These people are the worst. They are sitting around waiting for the government to come give them jobs, but will be the first people in line to lecture other people about hard work and personal responsibility.
Oh you're town went to hell? Where were you? You are so worried about creating jobs, have you considered opening a small business instead of just sitting around in bars talking shit?
Yeah this. Michigan industries got a huge bailout and yet it's still a whiny mob angry at immigration and job loss.
-1 Today Show
I have no sympathy for the manufacturers, but many people have watched their communities and towns go under due to off shoring and greed. Sure, their gripes are misplaced, but I can understand. The people weren't bailed out. Flint's water is still fucked.
They got bamboozleed, I don't think they're evil.
Nah, all these people are terrible.
Preview image looks like Hipster 3 Stooges.
15th, I fully agree in the big picture but there's also no way the Ray Ban guy is one of those people.
I'm struggling to dial in the right amount of optimism.
|M-DEEM - 2017-05-02 |
Man. Was really hoping this would get cut short by some greazy masked dorks with rickets hobbling in swinging bike locks
|Aress - 2017-05-04 |
Bernie didn't win the nomination, but he still won the Presidency. This is the proof. On trade Trump and Bernie are basically the same guy. They both agree on nationalistically motivated collectivized policies.
Have you paid any attention to anything that Trump has dne or tried to do on trade or anything else since entering office? Trump is across the board mainstream GOP on policy. When Sanders started to gain momentum Trump lifted a bunch of his rhetoric and talking points, and won the general by running to the left of Clinton on everything other than not being a horrible, racist, sexist douchebag (which there are plenty of on the left, too, although the percentage is a hell of a lot lower than on the right) but as soon as he won he dropped the facade.
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