| 73Q Music Videos | Vote On Clips | Submit | Login   |
Desc:Start at 1:40 for a rapid string of classic CWCisms.
Category:News & Politics, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:cwc, sonichu, Chris Chan, resolving brinksmanship with stress sighs, excellent points all around
Submitted:Sexy Duck Cop
View Ratings
Register to vote for this video

People Who Liked This Video Also Liked:
Alan Grayson Cut Off In House for Comparing Congress to Dog Poop
Paul Bearer and the Undertaker cut a promo for Royal Rumble 1992
Defending Trump's Dump
Skullomania: Skullo Dream
Groundskeeper Willie's Views On Scottish Independence
SuperGran intro
Inclusive Toilet Has Speaker Begging People To Shit In It Regardless Of Race, Gender, Or Orientation
Early 20th century Keyboard Cat
In Wake Of Tragedy, Americans Demand Reform Of Everything, Anything
Four Minutes of Jeff Goldblum Making Noises
Comment count is 12
Maggot Brain - 2017-05-08
Quick question; what happened to his moldy, old, shirt.
Sexy Duck Cop - 2017-05-08
A troll claiming to be buying it for "her" son dicked Chris around for a week. Chris filled the time by releasing several hours of footage of him attempting to repair the shirt himself before giving up with a defeated sigh.

Don't worry though! Chris is willing to make informal, off-eBay private deals with any of the four or five other people that bid! I mean, at least one of them has to be real, right? Just like his girlfriends? Law of averages and all that?

Redford - 2017-05-09
He also suddenly and unexpected to start making sonichu comics again after more then a year and a half, so that's something.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2017-05-09
Weird, earlier this week I was just thinking thinking about how Sonichu is turning into the new Venture Bros and no matter how good the next installment is, no one's gonna give a shit if the last episode was eight years ago. At a certain point Chris' desperate attempt to cash in on his Internet notoriety eight years too late will, against all odds, become even MORE existentially gruesome when even the 12 remaining Chris Chan loyalists, now in their mid-40's, don't even have the heart to pretend to be women when they have phone sex with him.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2017-05-09
Why yes I do think about Chris Chan while walking around in public, why do you ask?

BiggerJ - 2017-05-11
Sexy Duck Cop: The remaining few people obsessed with Chris are stuck in a position where they crave their precious content and exclude anyone who defends him but hate anyone who actually trolls him, given that after what they've seen, to even THINK about people doing that shit is to gazy into the abyss.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2017-05-09
5 for Evil Homer no longer around to call this walking sack of shit Christina.
Sexy Duck Cop - 2017-05-09
What happened? Did he and Infinite Zest get caught in an infinite loop of rambling 10-paragraph personal essays about their boring lives?

cognitivedissonance - 2017-05-09
I think what bugs me most about CWC is that he defies my well-meaning desire to respect identity and sexuality. I want to believe that Chris has a full understanding of the fine details of her transition, and has the emotional and mental capability of approaching it with maturity. I want to believe CWC is earnest.

But I know he's not. CWC sees becoming a woman as a fetishistic tool to garner more attention. He thinks women have an easier life, and because he's lazy, he has to have that to fall back on. He's going to use whatever excuses he has to get free passes. It annoys me, because it's manipulative of certain universal truths that I hold dear.
Oscar Wildcat - 2017-05-09
Yet, this is precisely what makes CWC one of the preeminent outsider artists of the early 21st century. Sacred cow burgers are part of that cannon, no?

Sexy Duck Cop - 2017-05-10
What are you talking about. How dare you. What gives you the right to say that very, very, very obviously mentally ill person is very, very, very obviously not a woman. You must be afraid of Chris to hold that position. Quit being so Chransphobic.

Monkey Napoleon - 2017-05-10
It doesn't seem so much like a lazy fallback for failure as it does just another pussy scheme.

A recurring theme in the love quest is that if a girl agrees to talk to you, from there it's only a matter of progressively getting physically closer and closer until you can put your hands on her in inappropriate ways. Even after she tells you not to. It's only a hard no if she refuses to see you again, and that's only because she doesn't understand that you deserve to do whatever you want to her.

Chris thinks what he's doing is sneaky. In his damaged mind, he thinks this shtick is a shortcut to step two (putting your gross hands on people). He doesn't care if they have boyfriends, he doesn't care if they say no, he lacks the self-awareness to pick up on excuses and why someone might want to try and spare his feelings by making them, and even if he could understand it he probably wouldn't care and attribute it to something projected back onto the girl.

He's still extremely homophobic. His half-assed non apology doesn't count, because we know for a fact he will say anything a girl he thinks he's got a shot with tells him to say. He still publicly laughs at homophobic jokes, and he still says strange homophobic things, he's just been browbeat into trying not to broadcast it as much.

This is all a ploy he concocted to put girls at ease about being around him. If you think that's a crazy theory, just look at his history with this shit. If you think he would have given it up by now being that it doesn't work, see above. It worked one time, so that's going to be his thing for two decades.

Register or login To Post a Comment

Video content copyright the respective clip/station owners please see hosting site for more information.
Privacy Statement