I've wondered: why does Ted call Jesus a 'false messiah" AND claim to be the 2nd Coming of Jesus?

Schizophrenia, ho!

"I'm not tryign to be regular, I'm not trying to be normal, I'm not trying to blend in..."

Not an evil beard.

Maybe he is telling the truth. You just never know...

So evil men look just like television and movie clich�s? Got it.

It's all Sun's fault http://www.answers.com/topic/quest-systems

I would've liked this more if he'd included a list of evil beard styles

Sequels are always dissapointing.

"not trimmed like evil men would trim their beards."

I had no idea Christ was so vain. I guess the western world just isn't ready to worship ugly people.