I never knew how much the USMC and the WWF had in common.

I love the one that just zooms in from the right and screams directly into the guy's ear

Oh my god... does this happen all the time?

they're robots I think.

I hope they wake recruits up in the middle of the night and do this

alskwaseorsdfsdoaasdfgertwaawaa WOO WOO WOO

this reminds me of monkey's and love it for that

Breath mints.

And to think I said no to that recruiter...

Can i holla atcha? Can i holla atcha? Holla holla holla!

Destroying the ego through aggression in order to create loyalty is a glorious tradition!

Jesus, I'm glad I went blue instead of green.

I can't tell if I would laugh hysterically or pee my pants if it were me there.

What the Hell is going on here?

No wonder our military is fucked.

I think they're trying to instill the calm which those guards at Buckingham Palace have, by being American redneck tourists to several powers of ten. (if rednecks theoretically ever went on European tours, I mean)

Or, at least, I know I would have just stood there staring straight ahead till they got bored and left, so I could pick up whatever the hell they were throwing. D.I.s aren't permitted to so much as touch recruits, if I'm not completely mistaken. What's the harm here? If they want Marines to be mannequins, they're doing a bang-up job.

Also, I'm glad you went blue instead of green too Namor. The stories are funnier.

what the hell do you expect when you're dumb enough to sign up for the military?

I am a former Marine, and let me just take the time to respond to a few comments; Yes, that does happen all the time, take it from me you would want to pee your pants, the military may be fucked but the Marines are not, and the idea is, if you cannot handle this, how can you handle combat?