|John Holmes Motherfucker |
OH MY GOD ANDY KAUFMAN HAS RETURNED!
Dooood, how are you guys finding this shit? PoeTv is hot right now.
This guy is blowing up, he's getting real press coverage now (Salon, Business Insider, I think Huffington Post did a bit on him).
Myself, I saw a different clip on yesterday's Majority Report youtube stream.
Here's a Sports Illustrated interview in which he maintains keyfabe (including video of a full match):
Fucking amazing. How can I watch this?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
|Oscar Wildcat |
Boffo idea, but the delivery is a little weak for wrasslin'. That Hillary shirt is the shit though.
I can't tell but I kind of feel like the delivery might be part of the character to be honest.
He's been booked in an upcoming "Crybaby Match" where the loser has to wear a diaper, shake a rattle, and admit they're a crybaby to their opponent, which is brilliant. There's no way the chance to see a Hillary supporter admit they're a crybaby after losing something hasn't sold like 9000 tickets.
I hope he cheats and wins, and then lectures them on Coal not returning.
Coal isn't returning, and what's left of it is highly automated. Richards should explain the need for universal basic income to those hicks.
How many people does a coal mine employ now? 15?
I hate heels, but I love his agenda. I guess he'd be face in NYC or SF, so he's not the heel, it's those ignorant hillbillies who are the heels.
|Space Odin |
If only there was a way to bring the Iron Sheik out of retirement just by this guy giving him an "Appeasement" deal.
|Maggot Brain |
So...... How do we make the Dems a Baby Face? Maybe like a really-really-really-super Trashy drag queen wrestler?
but here's the pull, her Daddy was a union man and she LOVES america.
That shirt is AMAZE-BALLS. I know no one says amaze-balls anymore, but it's pretty cool.
I hope he brings back the the swinging neck breaker & renames it "It's her turn."
Ah, Kentucky, the state where Mitch McConnelll won by a narrow lead by advertising that he was the chair of the Appropriations Committee and Kentucky would lose all their free gubmint money if he lost. Oh hi everyone, how's hell.
I live in Kentucky and a story about this guy was on the front page of the paper! Slow news day I guess!
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