What I just don't get is why this thing needs an entire rotating head mechanism. Are people really so fucking lazy that you can't just put aside a finished drink pitcher and place a new one in? You gotta have a thing that takes up an entire kitchen counter so you can do three at once?
I SAID IT... I SAID IT FEELS LIKE I'M ON THE BEACH RELAXING WITH THREE COLD REFRESHING MARGARITAVILLE BRAND MARGARITAS!
...NO, A MARGARITA! THREE MARGA...
fucking thing...
THREE! MARGARITAS!