sneaking round round round in a blue jump suit

It's just a matter of time before they turn on us.

Ghost Rider!

twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom

Shoulda' just waited until it ran out of gas.

Your futile kicks are no match for my mighty gyroscopic precession, puny human!

it's always nice to see a motorcycle video that doesn't end with the riders skeleton attempting to escape

The only time I've driven something with 2 wheels lasted about 4 minutes and ended with a concussion. I knew a guy who's parents got him a 250cc tricked out dirt bike when he was 16 and later a sport bike. I think they subconsciously wanted him dead.