Meerkat - 2017-07-07 He actually has a translator in his ear, someone is translating it to Chinese and then back to English and it actually makes a fuckton more sense that way.
The Mothership - 2017-07-08 The best Trump speeches are the ones that are clearly written by somebody else.
And even they suck ass.
SolRo - 2017-07-08 It's like writing a speech for a 6 year old to read.
You COULD put a lot of effort into it, but 90% of the time he'll get bored after 3 sentences and start talking about cartoons or toys.
Trump inspires the kind of faith and devotion from his staff that any pathetic career middle-manager does by spouting off drek from management self-help books.
exy - 2017-07-08 He's just wondering the whole time, "Will this speech be recorded for posterity, like in that book of Hitler's speeches I used to keep by the bedside?"
Old_Zircon - 2017-07-08 That's not really fair, exy. Do you actually think trump has studied any speeches by anyone ever? Or read a book?
betabox - 2017-07-08 I once read somewhere (ON THE INTERNET!) that Hitler refused to read anything more than a page long. So, he pretty much ran his side of WWII on one-page Cliff's Notes.
I'm sure there's some comparision to be made with the Tweeter In Chief, but I'll leave that to others.
Old_Zircon - 2017-07-08 I read somewhere (maybe even before I got on the internet) that Hitler LOVED the Three Stooges more than almost anything and would watch them in his private screening room every chance he got.
Monkey Napoleon - 2017-07-09 He's got the face of a man who's worried whether or not anybody realizes he just smoked a joint as thick as your arm.