kthorjensen      A HUUUUUUGE TROLLLLLL
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Meatsack Jones      What a whiny ass paladin.
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FatFatuousNation      My god, they're being serious.
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HURF BLURF DUH      I can't fit my thoughts on this into the space allotted for this comment. Or my mind.
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Hugo Gorilla      From the Law For Kids school of Art.
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Caminante      My diagnosis of the situation is that Chris is the biggest pussy on the Internet. Also: Holy Crap!
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boner      Why does this exist?
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Rudy     "Sir, please... you're talking in a register that is too high for human ears to recognise."
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halon      I... just.... wow...
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oddeye      20 trillion gold, a dragon heart AND a magic donkey but only 300exp?! ALERT THE INTERNET POLICE!!!
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Aernaroth2      I don't even know where to start making fun of this...
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sosage      Friendship is more important than games? ROFL NOOBS!
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Beyonce Knowles      Officer Benwick is hot.
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Pandatronic      CYBER BREADCRUMBS! INTERNET CRIMES DIVISION! WAR JAMMERS!
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kingarthur      I was hoping against hope that Rosie talked like Stephen Hawking. Alas.
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timmylean      Um, what if he steals your Cloudsong?
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Hooper_X      This feels like a TV Funhouse segment gone inexplicably serious. (Fuck the net.police, y'all.)
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manfred      Even the passenger gets in trouble!
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blackbetta      What the hell did Parry have around her neck?
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EvilHomer      Yeah! Get a subpoena to track down the guy who keeps kicking my ass on Warcraft!
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Crucifried      Girls, once you get the IP, go beat the shit out of the guy. Use your magic chair.
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romancingtrain      They even made a "The internet is serious business" reference. This is worse than Safety Rider.
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Smellvin      Someone's bullying me in a game... and I can't stop playing the game! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Gurlugon      Kid, your pussy ass isn't protecting shit.
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stanleypain      I want to play THE GAME SITE too and get a magic donkey.
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Afgh      I'LL TRANSFER THE INFORMATION TO YOUR CHAIR
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Rafiki      If someone is bullying you online, stalk them.
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Hooker      Thank God they can get by without a subpoena.
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athodyd      Officer Benwick never, ever gets a chance to masturbate.
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KnowFuture      Next Episode: the Angels take on those goddamn gold farmer psts...
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bopeton     Doesn't explain why I should take it seriously. Who cares if he gets caught?
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The Hater      This isn't what I'd expect to find searching for "teenangels" on the web. You win this one, internet
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mashedtater Or "animated asian teenage girls in wheelchairs"
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Rodents of Unusual Size      "N-n-no...everyone liiiiiiikes me." Sure they do.
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tamago      Hahaha...oh wow.
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Zeis      'Everyone likes me! Except, well, the teachers, and the other kids, and the maintenance staff...'
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Urburos      Multiculture Handicapa-gals? This animation is laced with crack. Look at them twitch!!
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Aubrey McFate      Gloriously inept and completely out of touch. 50 thousand stars.
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Stopheles      David Crosby's back on the Most Wanted list, I see...
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FABIO2      She reminds me of the Deus Ex cyborg chick. "If only everyone was monitored, there'd be no crime"
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phalsebob      Please Help! Every time I play Tribes someone shoots me and takes my plasma gun WHAAAAA!
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NoCode      Cyber breadcrumbs. A +
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murph the surf      Kids: Always trust the guy in back room of Radio Shack. He might be a cybercop!
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Camonk      This hurts like being kicked right in the brainhole. Over and over and over.
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coprolalia      So hard to watch. So hard to stop watching.
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Enki Don't      STOP, BLOCK AND TELL YOUR PARENTS is the new Stop, Drop & Roll?
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Syd Midnight      I vote that it's a troll so good that the author gets paid to do it.
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Mayberry Pancakes      "You can ALWAYS trust your technology teacher!" My technology teacher was an alcoholic..."Diagnose" the situation? What is with the way they all move their heads?
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Corman's Inferno      THIS IS THE CYBERPOLICE. HAND OVER THE MAGIC DONKEY.
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Exegesis_Saves     Deputy: Sure girls, I'll chase down this bully's IP address as soon as we finish pulling pervert DNA out of dead joggers.
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meowmers      was that a cartoon rendering of R@ygold?
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FABIO2 This is worse than the 911 cheeseburger woman.
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LetsFistAgain      Socially dead, Half-human and lesbian.
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Pie Boy      +1 for:
-cyber breadcrumbs
-total lack of knowledge about anything remotely related to MMOs -contemptuous, bored attitude that the "Angels" display
-fact that this is all basically a vanity project for some internet safety lawyer
-fact that EVERYONE in the video appears to have cocaine jitters.
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Gojira1000      Oooooooooh FUCK yeah. And I knew a retired section-8 Airforce vet anime-fetishist once who always said "Greetings and salutations" just like that.
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theFlu      THE GAME SITE.
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dead_cat      Thank god that kid had five whole people and a cop to help him figure out that the his ex-best friend might also be the guy who's beating his ass online!
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Memento      Alright three things, what with the way they blinked, why did they add the other guy to the conversation, he said nothing helpful, and finally what the hell was Parry wearing around her neck!?
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Gaianna Legendary frog
Legendary frog
Legendary frog
That is all I can think of when I see this, are they just copying his art style or did he do this?
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Zoot42 NOT OUR YELLOW VANS!!!!!11!11
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Baby Finster      Each of these stars is a cyber-breadcrumb.
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Xenocide      OFFICER? THAT HOMOCIDE CASE CAN WAIT. SOME KIDS ARE BEING DOUCHES ON WARCRAFT.
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Keefu      Just passing by to add my 5 stars
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oogaBooga      Notice the compulsive flinching before and after every action.
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caseyt    -1
For not tabbing 'teenage stereo-types'
-1
For not tabbing 'Handie-capable' or 'handicapped teen' or anything like that (yeah, I'm an ass.... )
-1
For lack of the Law and Order sound affect and captions
+1
FOR THIS PSA BEING SERIOUS!
WTF
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Keefu What sort of fool are you, sir.
To not give this five stars.
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kennydra      What the hell is with the black chick's voice? It threw me off every time.
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pathetique      lol aol or msn
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Three Gee      Man, I can't wait to see what the brain trust at 4Chan Films comes up with next!
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