|tesla_weapon - 2017-08-05 |
So I am from this shitty backwater literally in the middle of nowhere in South Australia, and the local population was around 600 and the next biggest town was 150km away. I'd either heard this Billy Connoly joke when I saw him live, or from a video, but what happened was this shitty comedian actually came to our shit town and performed in the "Institute" which was a big hall most definitely put there by the local freemasons decades earlier. Anyways, this shitty comedian, who I'd never heard of gets up there, and tells his shit jokes, and then he starts telling this Billy Connoly joke I knew, and after the punchline (when nobody actually laughed) I yelled out "IT WAS FUNNIER WHEN BILLY TOLD IT!" which was the crowning moment in my night. I think he followed up with a generic jab about having no teeth which at the time I was missing a tooth due to some dental work not yet completed, but I had a denture and I was freaking out about how he could possibly know about my missing teeth. Now that I think about it, he was just waiting to use that line in a very remote farming town thinking we were all inbred (which did happen) or brawled a lot in the pub (which never happened).
|Simillion - 2017-08-05 |
white bread and butter
|Seven Arts/H8 Red - 2017-08-05 |
Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" reached #6 on Billboard's pop charts. The album's official Billboard peak position is #2.
I'm convinced he rewrote a Stevie Nicks joke. Gotta keep that material timely.
when the rain washes him clean he'll know
|Quad9Damage - 2017-08-05 |
Every comedian who advertises his "cleanliness" is a shitty comedian.
|The Mothership - 2017-08-06 |
I liked how hardly anybody got the Fritos joke, which was arguably the best joke of the set.
|Quad9Damage - 2017-08-06 |
Haha, fast food restaurants are not like that at all.
|badideasinaction - 2017-08-06 |
He improved one bit; at least he keeps the megaphone under wraps until the punchline.
|boner - 2017-08-06 |
Hey, what if Jim Gaffigan sucked? Now we know.
Jim Gaffigan also doesn't use "Clean Comedy!" as a literal subheading.
|kingofthenothing - 2017-08-08 |
Hey we all eat food sometimes, right? Isn't that weird?
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