Maggot Brain I'll take number two with a side of number four.
Ersatz No substitutions. All sales are final. Some settling make occur during shipment.
Born in the RSR Bah! Everyone knows glorious Romanian mail-order brides are far superior in looks and cooking skill.
Meerkat I can cook just fine, I need one likes enjoys eating curry and watching me play video games, and who is mostly presentable without makeup. Oh and she wouldn't be bugging me to go out and then complaining we go out too much and then complaining we don't go out enough and making me hang out with her idiot friends all the time.
On second thought, never mind.
Space Odin I'm only interested if the goat at 2:21 comes with her.