This guy doesent seem to have encyclopedia dramatica page.

"That's right! Archie Luxury, the movie! A telling story about a Youchewb celebrity who learns... there are no really good friends.

Archie Luxury! ... learned many valuable lessons. Incruding. The CD element of town is sometimes not the best to associate with.

This is a TARG heart-wrenching movie.

The Shtory!

The Chials!

The Chibulation!

Of Archibald Chesterfield the third.

GO ON! the exciting two-er. As he takes you to exotic LANDS and exotic places and learn some of the real troofs about the HUMAN frailty and the human condition.

Of CREE!
LUSS!
POWA!
and reve-eng-geh.

Archie Luxury. The movie. Coming soon."

Then there's 20 seconds of like, town footage on a bike, and some dude kisses his ass for half a minute.

Apparently the movie is fully funded and fans can buy a bit-part for 100USD.
You can also buy advertising space on his fridge from 20USD a month.

The Barron Harokonnen of Australia.

Nothing will ever top Nick Bravo's short Hollywood career. It's categorically impossible.

I can't believe that this guy is still alive.