"Not into the Pit! It burns!" This line is awesome, especially since there's no actual "pit"

This is like what would happen if Legend of Zelda was made in the 1960s by Ralph Bakeshi's retarded

Wow. Zelda's a bitch.

Is Link wearing lipstick?

Link is a creepy flat-faced pervert. "I WON!" I can't stop laughing.

He should have teamed up with the monster

I agree with thebaron. "Ralph Bakeshi's retarded." ...What were we watching, again?

At one point, the old guy's face threatened to consume the entire screen.

Golly!

I'm bulbing Xiphias with my comment.

It's like they were using smear animation but forgot to hire any key animators.

why is link rubbing up against carpetguy

What the hell did I just watch?

He... won.

"The birds are singing!" (bird flies away silently)

I hadn't realized Bin Laden was in any of the Zeldas

Lamest last boss fight ever.

I think Link might actually be propositioning Carpet Man for the kiss and not Zelda.