Meerkat Someone must have coached him not to use a knife and fork.
Maggot Brain Trump doesn't know much but he knows how to eat a Pizza.
yogarfield He's eating Pizza Hut, so technically he's still doing it wrong.
exy Not shown: ketchup added once he gets past the crust
Hailey2006 and then there's the McDonald's one with Grimace!
infinite zest People who ate stuffed crust pizza backwards are full of shit. The iidea is that it's like a mozzarella stick that you would normally dip into marinara or ranch or something. No evidence and little clean-up. If you eat the crust first then you're left manhandling the flimsy crustless part of an already-flimsy pizza.
cognitivedissonance There was another one of these with Rush Limbaugh. Was Pizza Hut going after the mid-Clinton raging white man?
Mocos Locos Trump was a Clinton-supporting Democrat when this commercial was made. It sounds like they were trying to capture all segments of the shitty-pizza-eating market.
Cena_mark Raging white men were so less evil back then. They became absolute monsters in the Obama era.