It's "mick" with a "k."

As a Scotchman, I am offended by your erasure of my cultural birthright of a nearly superhuman capacity to drink should I choose to do so (I don't, I've always stayed a light drinker at best on account of pretty much every relative in my grandparents generation and about half of my parents generation being huge alcoholics - my parents quit a couple years before I was born so at least I dodged that bullet - but I've had plenty of Scottish and Irish friends who do and let me tell you, if drinking was an Olympic sport they'd have taken home some gold medals in their time because we can hold our liquor like nobody's business).

Great Grandpa on mums side immigrated from Scotland. Great Grandpa on pa's side from Ireland. Im not great at sports, but my liver is very athletic.

Why are all the tree trunks painted white on the lower 5ft or so? Some kind of vomit neutralizer? Vodka piss wicking material?

As a North American Spotted Human, it should be noted that the difference between an Irishman and a Russian is the drunken Irish didn't install Putin, who is a goddamned Trump supporter and actually, if we're being honest, is kind of as dumb as Trump most days.

Ireland wins for-fucking-ever.

On the other hand, Russians are way sexier.

In Soviet Russia the gate is the enemy.

Although decoy self-starred.

What a conflicting set of values this is for That guy.

had'ta do it. SolRo's the criticism is fallacious.