I read some comment on social media that this was a literal nothing burger and laughed. Whoever said that is wittier than me, and that's not a very witty comment. Then I was sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Speaking of Ham Burgers, I bet Hamilton Burger would love to prosecute these guys, amirite?

Somewhere in the bowels of the Internet someone is going to claim that putting the patty above the cheese is Google signalling its support for white genocide.

"We've been talking about this ALL morning."

Well that does it. We deserve a nuclear apocalypse now.

I don't have anything witty to say, but I couldn't let this one go by without some sort of comment.

Fuck Fox News.

I have no idea what these humanoid parakeets just chirped.

It was deleted before I could watch it.

Judging by the title, it's probably for the best.