I miss creepy voice movie trailer announcer guy. This one sounds like he should be doing a more flat voice and talking about some horror flick like The Hills Have Eyes, not whatever this is.
It's probably because it's a pan-and-scan (or unmatted, not sure) 4:3 trailer obviously transferred from a VHS tape but it looks like a middling made-for-TV movie. Nothing about this trailer seems big-screen worthy.
Also, maybe just because it reminds me of cars that were still common on the road in my elementary school years, but I kinda like the circa 1979 Ford Fairmont for the unassuming design.
Speaking of which, I still see late-1970s/early-1980s Ford Fairmonts show up every now and then at classic car cruise nights. Someone out there likes them enough to have preserved a couple of them.