|Crunchy Frog |
An absolutely brilliant piece of physical comedy. Trump's timing could use a little work, but overall, it's a great bit.
Oh, and please tag this "Drinking Problem"
|Oscar Wildcat |
When tiny fingers and anus shaped lips cojoin.
Get that man a sippy cup STAT!
OK now I'm curious what the secret service's code name for him is.
"KKZZZHHHT! Great Pumpkin needs sippy cup A.S.A.P. any units in the area of podium please assist KCHCCHHT!"
Oh it's "Mogul". Maybe should have been "Mogwai" since he has issues with water and you have to keep him in the dark.
This is a man who tried to sell us Trump branded bottled water.
People were mostly making the neurosyphilis theory out to be a joke last spring but it's actually a pretty plausible.
And that was just based on his behavior in 2016.
He looks like someone with bionic limbs from 20 years ago trying to drink water. Weird.
Crossing the Rubi(o)con.
|Binro the Heretic |
Didn't he once mock a dude for having to take a drink of water during an interview?
Indeed he did.
I..I think we was attempting to absolutely make sure that not a drop of water was spilled on him, to make sure he looked presidential. And like all trumpisms, he looks dumber than what he was trying to avoid.
So busy presidenting that he forgot how to drink water (when off camera he has a guy hired to do it for him)
Such dedication, can feel America becoming greater by the minute
They forgot to put the stack of gold-leaf paper cups nearby. Now he has to try to drink from the bottle like a pleb.
Get Vic Berger to add a couple of air horns and slow down the sippys with a crowd sound effect chanting "chug, chug, chug!"
Nah, Trump deserves the Dogme 95 treatment.
our gereat leader simply putting the rifle inspection at the tomb of the unknown soldier to shame
Hey, if I had to eat KFC buckets and Diet Coke every day because I can't actually afford the lavish lifestyle I pretend to have because all my money only exists on paper, I'd probably forget how to drink water too.
His diet isn't the result of poverty, because for some reason he can cyclically get loans and go bankrupt until he dies. It is because he has the palate of a 9 year old child.
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