|yogarfield - 2017-11-17 |
4/20 release date: ✔️
Climbing to the top of the building and diagonally punching downward: ?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2017-11-17 |
I started laughing at 1:05.
|BHWW - 2017-11-17 |
What's next, a dramatic film version of BurgerTime, or Elevator Action?
I wonder what the Last Starfighter remake is going to look like.
The low hanging fruit still hasn't been picked. Space Invaders could be a Mars Attacks style spoof (but, you know, shitty) and Centipede could just be a giant CGI centipede wrecking a city and someone in a future tank has to stop it. Galaga would basically be a Star Wars knockoff, Tempest could be a Tron style Star Wars knockoff. Missile Command could be a shitty Wargames clone. Dig Dug could be a found footage horror movie. Donkey Kong would be basically this movie without the CGI wolf and the Rock as a certain plumber.
|garcet71283 - 2017-11-17 |
Not to be that guy, and I know we can't expect more out of the current state of Hollywood....but.... what was wrong with the original plotline of humans exposed to radiation/toxic waste transform into kaiju? You have the two male monsters and one female monster (capture those demographics!), they try to take over the world. It would basically be Superman 2 if General Zod was a giant wolfman.
You could still have The Rock trying to stop them, and maybe have the central conflict being that Lizzy is his recent ex, girlfriend, sister, wife or something and wants to change her back but the corporation/military wants to kill all of them/capture them for use as bio-weapons (because of course they do)
Just seems like a cleaner plot line overall.
|OxygenThief - 2017-11-17 |
Love the Gorilla Mindset tag.
Not sure who pointed it out first but it's great that Mike Cernovich chose the Gorilla as they are one of the primates that consistently fail to recognize themselves in a mirror.
|memedumpster - 2017-11-17 |
*shot of a space fortress hanging in the void*
*shot of an expanse of distorted, staticky spacetime*
*shot of a tiny insect ship approaching the static from a great distance as a high speed projectile rockets towards it*
BWAAAAA *shot of insect ship coming at the camera* AAAAAAAAAM
BWAAAAAA *shot of the space fortress transforming into a killing star* AAAAAAM
BWAAAA *insect ship* AAAAA *spinning fortress* AAAAA *death ship* AAA *spinning fortress THEY CHARGE AT EACH OTHER* M
Y A R S * R E V E N G E
QUICK CUT TO VORLON CANNON BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!
|Bisekrankas - 2017-11-17 |
Hells yeaa, loved the game!
This, I do not care for (without even watching)
|Nikon - 2017-11-17 |
Okay trailer, but I don't think I'm going to see the movie. I will fire up Rampage on an emulator though.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2017-11-17 |
Rampage, The Rock, and Smashing Pumpkins?
This is the nostalgic wetdream of some 30 year old's inner 13 year old.
The 13 year olds that played Rampage and listened to Smashing Pumpkins are now 40. :|
Nah, I listened to Smashing Pumpkins and played Rampage, and I'm just over 30. Adore came out when I was 13.
But to be fair I'm probably a lousy example, and you're probably right that most of the people who fit that bill have adult offspring now.
blue vein steel
that being said, i'll never see this. Glad The Rock gets plenty of work though.
|Binro the Heretic - 2017-11-18 |
I will watch the fuck out of this movie.
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