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Desc:...while sounding like children of the damned
Category:Nature & Places, Horror
Tags:south america, ottergory, giant otter, sounds to haunt your nightmares
Submitted:blase
Date:11/18/17
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Comment count is 16
Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
I think we sometimes forget how *fucking hardcore* mammals in general are.

The basic mammal design is pretty much a *turbocharged* reptile.
We constantly burn calories at a greatly accelerated rate, and therefore have to eat much more often. A lot of reptiles can go months without eating, many small mammals have to eat like 1/2 their own bodyweight in food every day.
This is so inefficient and a huge burden, but the benefit is that mammals are highly active for a large part of the day, have the faster reflexes and a massive stamina advantage over reptiles.
Mother Lumper
Given the extreme lifespans of certain tortoises and such compared to ours, we certainly get a lot more done with the time we get.

Also that fucking jungle ghost laughter.

cognitivedissonance
You say "we" like you're taking credit for choices made down the evolutionary line. That's not really how evolution works.

Mother Lumper
I implied that the arrangement had been a matter of chance. You know, as if it had been given to us? And not taken? You wanna jump to more conclusions that I'm making a theological observation and not a casual one?

SolRo
cool thing is that us evolving to upright walking was actually an efficiency boost. while we don't have the power or speed that 4 legged animals do, as long as we can keep scaring them we can chase a 4 legged animal until it collapses from exhaustion.

yogarfield
Coggy, you're either with us or against us. Did you or did you not just witness what we did to that caiman?

That guy
We leveled up, chose our new skills, and this is what we got, k?

That guy
Sorry, reptile, you fuck with TEAM MAMMAL.
Binro the Heretic
Adorrible.
Simillion
For one hour straight:
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you for 2 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!(x3)
>A giant otter bites you for 2 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 2 damage!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!(x5)
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you for 2 damage!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you for 7 damage! Critical hit!
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 2 damage!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!(x2)
>A giant otter bites you for 2 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!(x10)
>A giant otter bites you, but your thick skin absorbs the blow!
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 2 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 2 damage!
>A giant otter bites you for 1 damage!
>Your reptilian vision goes grey, your body sinking into the water...
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
Nice! Maybe add..

Attack giant otter with jaws.
> You miss the giant otter.

memedumpster
Caiman Otter is pretty good, but I always preferred Caiman Otter Super-1, or Caiman Otter Black RX.
SolRo
Giant River Otter VS. Mega Croc! this fall on SyFy!
somedongus
From the title I hoped it would be a Porsche.
Lurchi
dragonslayers
Robin Kestrel
This is like that scene where King Kong kills the dinosaurs.
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