My grandmother was blind, and she had TWO editions of the complete Bible in Braille (KJV and NSV), which took up an entire bedroom. This actually would've been an amazing thing for her.
I want it to read aloud that passage where that guy's concubine gets raped so an angry mob surrounds her and tears her apart. If people didn't realize that was from the bible they would think you were into some fucked up shit.