Louddetective A hearty out-loud guffaw and an "Ohhh, man." So here you go.
yogarfield I see you. That's actually a common treatment for constipation. Chew them well and it's a Brillo pad for your digestive tract.
I raise you. On some fine Sunday afternoon I was driving and eating sunflower seeds, shell and all. My friend cracked a joke, and I laughed so hard that I choked and puked sunflower seeds all over the dash, my lap, and street.
hammsangwich With such safety measures as "this hard ass old cargo not", "stagnant swamp water", and "used mattresses".