Fly freely through the air, just like popular superhero Batman! He can do that, right? Bats can fly!

I never got to ride the Batman: The Ride roller coaster. However, I did get to watch the Batman stunt show at the Georgia Six Flags in the mid 90's. I remember when The Joker shot Batman out of a cannon (a completely black rubber effigy of Batman, mind you). The rubber dummy went straight up in the air, landed, bounced, and then The Joker got mad as another stuntman drove the Batmobile in circles for a couple minutes before another Batman got out and pretended to punch people.

Even in 7th grade, it was terrible.

Ah, the historical need to collect empty soda cans for a discount ticket to a theme park. Still used to this day.

I fondly remember Batman the Ride in Six Flags Over Georgia. It feels less special knowing other Six Flags had other Batman the Rides.

Every time I play a theme park simulator, I name every ride (Absurd Movie Choice): The Ride. This ad might be to blame for that.

I'm surprised offspring of people killed by Batman: The Ride don't become masked vigilantes, providing an unrestricted area of justice to an inverted world.