Twenty years? How about none?
FOLLOW YOUR LEADER
You fucking sacks of shit.
Hey Donny, I hope you're taking notes because this is how a TRUE ALPHA MALE does it.
This is just about the only kind of case where I'll watch something like this, much less give it stars.
"Sorry Kids, no presents. Santa offed himself."
NEW HUMOROUS FARCE
In one act
BOSNIAN GENERAL, a most disreputable fellow: Heavens, I have been found guilty of war crimes! Thank goodness I brought this healthful tonic to steady my nerves!
A RAPSCALLION, who enjoys whimsical pranks: Ho ho, I have switched the general's tonic with a fatal concoction!
BOSNIAN GENERAL, having consumed the fraudulent tincture: Crumbs! This is not my chosen beverage! I am undone!
DEATH, personified here in the form of a pale fellow in a black robe: Say, general! I did not expect to see you so very soon!
SUCH JAPERY! THE END
If you could work Drinky Crow in there you'd have a hell of a Maakies strip!
Uncle Gabby says Slobadan Praljack is a lightweight. But then Gabby's developed such a tolerance over the years, he drinks that same stuff to sober up.
I'm such a softie that the first thing that came to my mind was "Well I hope it didn't taste bad going down"
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