SolRo The Why; so he could be shirtless 24/7 and no one would question the reason.
The How; he spent all his money to make the outside look cool
The Soul Crushing Disappointment; the inside of that universe of possibilities.
yogarfield So why are we having van week? Just curious.
Born in the RSR We're not having van week, it's just that Old_Zircon lives the Van dimension and sometimes his reality seeps into ours like a van-themed Mandela Effect.
Raggamuffin Where everyone vans, all the time. It's impossible to not van.
SolRo At one point a major van manufacturer tried to introduce a non-van vehicle. Their headquarters were burned to the ground and all management hanged publicly
chumbucket Leave all shirts at the entrance to the van dimension.
memedumpster "If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for vans, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences."