SolRo - 2017-12-08 The Why; so he could be shirtless 24/7 and no one would question the reason.
The How; he spent all his money to make the outside look cool
The Soul Crushing Disappointment; the inside of that universe of possibilities.
yogarfield - 2017-12-08 So why are we having van week? Just curious.
Born in the RSR - 2017-12-08 We're not having van week, it's just that Old_Zircon lives the Van dimension and sometimes his reality seeps into ours like a van-themed Mandela Effect.
Raggamuffin - 2017-12-08 Where everyone vans, all the time. It's impossible to not van.
SolRo - 2017-12-08 At one point a major van manufacturer tried to introduce a non-van vehicle. Their headquarters were burned to the ground and all management hanged publicly
chumbucket - 2017-12-08 Leave all shirts at the entrance to the van dimension.
memedumpster - 2017-12-09 "If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into an artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for vans, irrespective of artificial backgrounds or practical consequences."