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Desc:Uh huh. Yeah. I don't know. Oil spills and a baby. I just...don't know.
Category:Trailers, General Station
Tags:hideo kojima, Norman Reedus, death stranding, whatever the heck this is
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Comment count is 26
Hugo Gorilla - 2017-12-09
I'm sure I will be excited about Death Stranding once I learn what it's about.
Simillion - 2017-12-09
*thumbs up*

Hegemony Cricket - 2017-12-09
Quantum Baby is Reedus, borne of Reedus, seen over by Mads as he is by Guillermo, looping continuously within a nexus of conjoined dimensions.

AKA 16 hours of cut-scenes with a couple hours of sneak, strike, and roll sandwiched around a self-aware UX hidden behind an ARG that will somehow cost $100M+.

I will hate it every second I enjoy playing with it.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2017-12-09
Jesus, Kojima. What kind of drugs did you take to cope with Konami firing you?
memedumpster - 2017-12-10
I think this is what it looks like when the drugs all ran out.

Nikon - 2017-12-09
All that time Konami was holding him back and we were only getting
"just the tip" crazy. Now we're BALLS DEEP
Raggamuffin - 2017-12-09
The question is: are we going to see the realization of a creative genius unleashed, or is it going to be a John K style realization that the people supposedly holding him back were actually the ones saving him from himself?

SolRo - 2017-12-09
The thing with people like John K and Howard Stern is that their best work is forged by circumventing and eluding authority. Without authority as a foil they end up being nothing more than assholes yelling curse words.

Kojima is...something else.

garcet71283 - 2017-12-09
I'm not sure about the direction for Junior: The Movie Game
Born in the RSR - 2017-12-09
So... vocal cord parasites?
SolRo - 2017-12-09
Best I can figure it’s an invasion of earth by 4 dimensional beings
fedex - 2017-12-09
my favorite explanation so far is from the reddit DS comment board:

"Alien meteoroid crashes onto earth, contains lifeform that survives by consuming other lifeforms, alien lifeform also has a bacteriophage type organism that when it infects another organism it pretty much drains away their life causing premature aging, humans thus attached themselves to a genetically modified embryo(the baby) in order to counteract the effects of this organism, the reason you saw the guy age in the trailer was because in the crash his embryo was destroyed, as for Norman Reedus, he had yet to be infected."
Shanghai Tippytap - 2017-12-09
this is probably it, some kind of kojima-esque overwrought joke about 'getting an extra life'. now that the internet figured it out, he'll probably change it though.

Maggot Brain - 2017-12-09
So Evangelion is now a video game and Shinji is now a meth dealer?
Binro the Heretic - 2017-12-09
Is he borrowing from the Damon Lindelof strategy guide?

"Here's a bunch of cool unrelated shit I'm too lazy to string into a cohesive story so I'll pretend it's all mysterious & subjective and the audience has to draw their own conclusions. Like David Lynch if David Lynch gave you narrative blueballs."
StanleyPain - 2017-12-09
Some day gamers in general will be intellectually honest about what an overrated and untalented demagogue Kojima is/was (protip: a huge staff of programmers and artists actually created and realized the MGS games...not Kojima), but that day is not today!

Maybe it will take a failed kickstarter or something i.e. how everyone finally fucking woke up to the fact that Kenji Inafune was NOT the creative mastermind behind the Mega Man games after the failure of Might No. 9.
SolRo - 2017-12-09
Something can be attributed to leadership.

EA also has a ton of talented artists and programmers but they still manage to deliver generic shit on a regular basis.

endlesschris - 2017-12-10
You do realize a film director directs an entire staff of creative people, right? Like when Spielberg makes a movie, it's actually an effort that involved the work of hundreds?

How does Kojima differ?

The way I see it is that every developer in the industry should be fucking ashamed of the spineless "what if X movie was a game" crap they've been churning out for a decade, while a true auteur like Kojima pushes the bounds of interactive storytelling.

No, no one is going to wake up to your pisstake.

boner - 2017-12-10
A director makes decisions. Presumably he said “yes” to everything you see here. That’s what makes him different. Haha

betamaxed - 2017-12-10
On the other hand Kojima made a game where I could rocket punch child soldiers and airlift them into the sky with a balloon.

I'll keep playing Kojima's games as long as he keeps making them fun to play. His goofy wackadoodle stories is half the fun.

Adham Nu'man - 2017-12-10
OxygenThief - 2017-12-10
We'll Explain Later: The Game
badideasinaction - 2017-12-10
Surprise twist: it’ll be a Pachinko simulator to give the middle finger to Konami.
chumbucket - 2017-12-11
It started with a DEATH and ended with a BANG. Dead Bang.
garcet71283 - 2017-12-11
Yes, but will the mute chick with the great rack be in it?
Mister Yuck - 2017-12-11
I'm sure there will be exactly one woman in the game, and she will reveal an uncomfortable amount of information about Kojima's sexual attitudes.

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