Dosen't even merit the ironic stars that it cries out for. Awful.

from the country that brought us the crazy frog comes this, a band worse than aqua

It's not even really that bad on an epic scale, just mind-shatteringly bland and poppy.

Doesn't really come close to the crap/awesomely crappy line. Just insipid Brit pop.

And, uh, what particular flag is it they're flying?

oh god the hurting

Abba meets Mr Humphries, pretty old hat for Eurovision.

Screw you guys, this is hilarious.