|Maggot Brain - 2018-01-05 |
On his first night in the White House, President Trump complained that the TV in his bedroom was broken, because it didn't have "That's My White Mama channel", Trump seemed to be under the impression that a TV channel existed that screened nothing but White Mama-based content, 24 hours a day.
To appease Trump, White House staff compiled a number of Mad TV clips into a makeshift My White Mama channel, broadcast into Trump's bedroom from a hastily-constructed transmission tower on the South Lawn. However, Trump was unhappy with the channel they had created, moaning that it was "boring" because "they aren't yelling."
Staff edited out all parts of the clips where actors weren't yelling at each other, and at last the president was satisfied. "on some days he'll watch the That's My White Mama channel for 17 hours straight," an insider told me. " He kneels in front of the screen, and says encouraging things to 'the actors, like "the way you yelled at White Mama was good'. I think he thinks the actors can hear him.
|The Mothership - 2018-01-06 |
Mamma, why you always BUGGIN!?
Also the matching Wayans brothers and Pat Buchanan quotes at the end really make this.
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