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Why would you use a spade to batter a person?
It's too bad they didn't add in the obvious joke of the Argonian going to an alchemist shop "Do you do lilos?"
Man, I can't wait for the next Elder Scrolls. It better not be as shit at Fallout4
Elder Scrolls 6: Akavir. Play as a bunch of crazy races that are not Man or Mer, in a totally unfamiliar landscape that has nothing to do with 99.9% of the lore of previous games.
Elder Scrolls 6: Atmora. It's cold, you guys. So cold.
Elder Scrolls 6: Yakuda. Blub blub blub blub blub. Play an entirely underwater game as some kind of fish people, frog people, or mutant evolved Redguards with webbed hands and feet and gills. It'll sure be something. We hope you like Atlantis type stories.
Elder Scrolls 6: Dwarfhaven. Cool name, but we're still not going to tell you what happened to the Dwarves. I mean obviously they all got turned to ash piles but we won't tell you why or what happened to all the souls. It probably has something to do with the Falmer but meh.
Elder Scrolls 6: A Quest For Glory Story
Elder Scrolls 6: Magicborn
Elder Scrolls 6: Werebear Island
Play Elder Scrolls Online. It's fucking huge beyond imagination, is very, very lore-centric and mostly focused on the history of Tamriel, has a pretty decent story and so much side content and stories that it's impossible to even begin to describe it. Its' not quite as deep or immersive as what Bethesda has been doing with the single-player focused games, but it does A LOT with the setting.
Reliable rumor is that the next "full" ES game will probably be set in Valenwood, but who knows.
I heard the domain name got purchased for Hammerfall, so my money is on that.
Also, since Oblivion, Bethesda has gone along with media/cultural trends for settings.
Oblivion was a LOTR cash in. Skyrim capitalized on the viking craze.
So Hammerfall would be Redguard Lives Matter?
ESO is fucking garbage.
Hammerfell would make sense since it's mostly desert environments which is something that hasn't really been done in ES (at least since Redguard). Most of Hammerfell and Stross M'Kai is in ESO but obviously I would assume a single player RPG would take on a bit more detail and scope/size. I'd be cool with that..
ESO is terrible. No way I would play that game ever again, and I only played it for 1 day. I would explain why, but that would be more boring than the game itself, if that's even possible.
"Do come baaaack."
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