|boner - 2018-02-12 |
|You People Are Idiots - 2018-02-12 |
Please be waugh, please be waugh.
*reads post history*
Sigh, you're actually dumber than waugh.
Probably orcs, in which case go OD in a gutter, you're boring as fuck.
Seven Arts/H8 Red
My host desecrator
(she came from YHWH's house and brought a torch with her)
was built to 'mad 'mad 'mad it up
(she tried to burn Muhammad but Muhammad says grrr)
You People Are Idiots
still doin that whole 'u're a sock no u are!' thing here i see.
jesus, wheres fatass chet and co to add to the fuckin repetition?
Go take some more bandana selfies under a bridge, you racist twat.
You People Are Idiots
who am i in this scene+what's my motivation in your weird lil fagdance here?
Color me surprised. An illiterate oogle acting like a child and resorting to homophobic retorts?
This link might help pass the time after your next inevitable camp-stove explosion.
You People Are Idiots
great reply bruh remedial english haaa spelling and grammeeeerrrrrrr
im now sooper triggered or whatever
also still not whoever the fuck 'ooggle' is so ya know
|Marlon Brawndo - 2018-02-12 |
Steven Crowder did a way funnier bit where he dressed up as Bob Ross and painted Mohammad. This was just kind of meh.
Yeah but in terms of just does the gag work, Crowder's impression of Bob Ross made me laugh. This was just...there's no punchline. It's just blasphemous to be blasphemous. If you're going to be blasphemous, you should at least try to have a joke in there. Give me something.
|Hazelnut - 2018-02-12 |
I'm all for blasphemy but the drawing is just lazy.
|That guy - 2018-02-12 |
So, what's great about the over-reaction to this video is that it doesn't even fit catholic theology to complain about this:
1) The chances that he got his hands on consecrated host are basically zero. "Real host" doesn't really mean anything.
2) According to the religion, the communion wafer before transubstantiation is just a cracker, and there is nothing sacred about it in itself. It is just a thing. Therefore, any associated wig-flipping is just for people who like to wig-flip.
(I know small 'c' catholic and big 'C' Catholic are two different things, but on here at least, I don't capitalize the words for religions and cultures/ethnicities– if only because you all are the only people I know likely to get my rhetorical point in doing so)
It would be possible to receive a host in the hand and then palm it while you pretend to eat it. This would result in one consecrated host.
Or, you could break into a church and steal the tabernacle, which is a crime so rare as to be a notable news event if it ever happened.
Palming the host is possible but sounds like too much work given how low-effort this whole video is. You can just buy communion wafers (which is what many churches do anyway) and in this case you don't even need to do that. All you really need is a round white disc that looks like a host on camera.
Gentlecats. It so happens, I have a friend, she's this incredible Crow, and she's been mad busy collecting. I was at her spread some weeks back to deliver some plants, and was admiring the bedposts hanging from the trees, when I noticed she had a full tabernacle on the porch of a studio outbuilding. Apparently it came out of a small defunct church.
So I have access to one of these devices and a willing accomplice Cog. Now I'm a cat-lick of course, tattooed on the back of my neck and everything, so I should be rated to operate the thing. How do I make hosts with it? Presumably, you know? Fill me in.
The moment of transubstantiation happens when an anointed priest holds the bread above the cup during Mass. The tabernacle is just a box to store excess consecrated hosts until they are ritually disposed of at a special ceremony at the end of the year. The tabernacle doesn’t do the work, you’d need to be a priest.
Now bear in mind, I’m a very iconoclastic Calvinist, so I don’t hold that the bread becomes a literal God. I actually find the idea heretical and outright evil. I’m just telling you how they do it.
So it's just a glorified bread box? Many of the drawers are labeled in spanish, Dios was presumably the storage area in question. I make a mean freeform semolina bread Cog, I think I can handle the Body of Christ. I mean, WTF was Martin Luther all about, if not being able to churn out some Jesus loaf on your crazy friend's back porch?
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