This video is why the "butts" tag exists.

[Weird Al voice] I want a new butt

[Weird Al face shaking in capitulating agreement]

‘Sitting down to exercise’ isn’t as exciting

MORE LIEK LAPDANCE TRAINER AMIRITE?

LADY AT 1:05 PLZ USE MAH FACE

But no seriously this is just late night paid programming crap.

Because Monkey Napoleon and John Holmes Motherfucker's little bar fight hasn't spilled out over onto this page yet. Give it time, eventually the internet will run out of room over there.

Are we even sure the Magical Arse Beautification Contraption is even safe? What if these gorgeous women whom I'd love to sleep with might hurt themselves and they can't stand up for themselves, but I can fight their battles for them and then we can all get in the sauna and rub our bare naked skin against one another?

What's the MN-vs-JHMF dispute about anyway? Is there some backstory? I read some of the Uma Thurman page but can't make it out, especially since it's hard to tell when they're being sarcastic.

As usual, no-one knows what anything is about, nor do they really let out their intuitive observations for why such and such is stating outlandish, or peanut-brained statements, and they skirt around surface level intellectualism because it's safer.

As far as I know there's no beef.

Without being mean, there's certain types of things he'll always reply to, and I'm not super skittish about criticism certain subsets of the population.

The only outstanding beef I'm aware of is with bawbag, who apparently didn't like it when I implied (without directly naming him or anything) that he was a humorless douchebag who can't take anyone even slightly poking fun at any liberal sacred cows.

keep fighting the good fight monkey. you tell that bawbag he's a monotonous piece of shit troll.

what

This is what poetv is really for.

*****