|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Found footage horror movies are supposed to create an illusion of authenticity, and by that standard, with its English-speaking Soviet Soldiers, Frankenteoin's Army is a failure. But this is a different standard. Usually, the technique is used to maximaize a tiny budget, but this time, the production values are actually pretty good. The second half reveals an elaborate vision of a modern figurative Hell, The fluid, shaky, hand and-held camera work looks random, but is actually employed with precision, to tease the viewer with peripheral flashes of nightmare imagery that made me think of Heironymous Bosch., even though there were less exalted meoments that made me think of playing a first person shooter..
Overall, one of the best movies since I started showing up on Mnday Nights. The trailer doesn't do it justice.
Warning. This may be a minority opinion. .
"Only the Nazis would be insane enough to stitch a man together from corpses and give him knives for hands. In Mother Russia, we would have figured out a way to give him guns for hands."
|Marlon Brawndo |
It's about time someone made a historically accurate version of Hitler's Frankenknifehands army. The History Channel's version was just so subpar in comparison.
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