I want to watch the Lawrence Welk show on acid.

And then they rode off on their flying motorcycles. Yee-hah!

I want those outfits to have gay sex in. Except I'm afraid they may actually render the wearer neuter like a Ken doll.

Heh, you could dub in 'Around the World' and it would fit the dance routine almost perfect!

there is basically nothing that I hate to watch more than the Lawrence Welk show

Mute the video on the left:

http://youtubedoubler.com/mWK5