cognitivedissonance - 2018-03-06 He just listens to fairly mainstream rumors that everybody in LA knows but Ma and Pa Kettle in the bread basket don’t. It’s not magic.
GravidWithHate - 2018-03-06 He also has a persona and a platform that means he can make jokes at the stage when an out and out statement of the rumour would probably trigger legal action.
Robin Kestrel - 2018-03-06 That’s not Satan with Dubya - it’s clearly the Super Devil. He’s six inches taller than Satan, has a flying motorcycle, and carries a jar of marmalade that makes people commit adultery.
Marlon Brawndo - 2018-03-06 I have no doubt Tom Cruise has guys locked up in cages on his property. Scientologists love cages. I think that's where they kept a bunch of babies at one point.
I really can't wait until Tom Cruise gets hacked or allegations come out. I want his career over already.
Louddetective - 2018-03-12 Everytime I see Seth MacFarlane I fantasize about a bullet entering his forehead