cognitivedissonance He just listens to fairly mainstream rumors that everybody in LA knows but Ma and Pa Kettle in the bread basket donâ€™t. Itâ€™s not magic.
GravidWithHate He also has a persona and a platform that means he can make jokes at the stage when an out and out statement of the rumour would probably trigger legal action.
Robin Kestrel Thatâ€™s not Satan with Dubya - itâ€™s clearly the Super Devil. Heâ€™s six inches taller than Satan, has a flying motorcycle, and carries a jar of marmalade that makes people commit adultery.
Marlon Brawndo I have no doubt Tom Cruise has guys locked up in cages on his property. Scientologists love cages. I think that's where they kept a bunch of babies at one point.
I really can't wait until Tom Cruise gets hacked or allegations come out. I want his career over already.
Louddetective Everytime I see Seth MacFarlane I fantasize about a bullet entering his forehead