John Holmes Motherfucker - 2018-03-08
Oh, Internet, I can never stay mad at you!
This reminds me of a video I made years ago of myself, watching I Dream of Jeannie, while eating Miracle Whip from the jar. I wish I hadn't lost that.
(Checks blood glucose.)
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garcet71283 - 2018-03-08
Gentlemen, more corn!
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5aa16638da1fc-cornrows-corn-k orn-khorn-gentlemen-more-corn.php
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Enjoy - 2018-03-08
This is great
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2018-03-09 Absolutely. it's the guy's expression that makes this high art, instead of an embarrassingly obvious attempt to create a viral video (like the time I ate a jar of Miracle Whip on Camera)*. Somehow his expression manages to be almost completely blank, yet he manages to evoke a whole range of moods, from awkwardness to depression to confusion to ennui. he must have spent a lot time, and probably a lot of money, setting up this gag, but he almost seems to be graduaually coming out of some kind of blackout, and wondering how he got there.
i am so fucking subscribing to this guy!
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2018-03-08
Guy named Dick sucks dick while listening to the Dictators
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2018-03-08 A minor miner listens to a minor key Minor Threat song whilst mining in a mine in Minecraft, in a mine.
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infinite zest - 2018-03-08 Gorillas listening to Gorillaz; Listening to Blur with your eyes crossed :)
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2018-03-09 Guy drinks Gorilla Milk while listening to Gorillaz and studying a manual on Guerrilla Warfare
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Old_Zircon - 2018-03-08
Too corny for me, one star.
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Maggot Brain - 2018-03-08
I think this guy dated my sister in high school.
You have some big shoes to fill, RSR.
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garcet71283 - 2018-03-09 There's a cornhole joke in here somewhere but I'm too tired.
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garcet71283 - 2018-03-09 Feeling more awake.
Guy with cornrows eats corn while listening to korn while sticking it in your sisters cornhole.
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