The Candian-born, silver-spoon brat that went to Princeton and Harvard whose real name is Rafael and has eaten his own snot on live television is calling someone out for going by their childhood nickname and not being Texan enough?
I wanted to say something about this being beyond the pale, or the soundtrack of jumping a tiburon, or something, but I gotta hand it to Ted Cruz: once I reflected, well, it's Ted Cruz, it didn't seem so outrageous. Say what you want about the man, he really knows how to lower a bar.
|Maggot Brain |
Texas is so big because god was trying to keep these horrible people as faraway from each other as possible. #imesswithtexas
|Killer Joe |
THEY'RE GUNNA TAKE OUR GUNS FELLOW TEXUNS!
THIS TIME FOR SURE!
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