|Hegemony Cricket |
British Hook via Burbank.
I'll support Jim Cummings voice on the big screen no matter the atrocity (including that fucking Cajun lightning bug).
I've said for years that Christopher Robin was schizophrenic, I'm glad to have Disney feed my head-canon.
It's not that they're out of ideas, it's that new ideas can't be relied upon to recoup the money it takes to make a movie up to global expectations of the American filmmaking industry.
The guys in Dubai want explosions, but not tits. What are we gonna do?
No they want tits too, but they aren't allowed to request tits.
|Binro the Heretic |
This better be just like "Ted" damn it.
Well if there is anyone who is going to get trashed, it's Tigger.
I mean, I always suspected he had problems.
"Oh my Gosh! Pooh, is it really yo-"
"WHY WEREN'T YOU AT OWL'S FUNERAL?"
DISNEY: "What if we could somehow combine HOOK and TED and shitting on Christopher Milne ALL AT THE SAME TIME?"
For those interested I would recommend reading Christopher Milne's "The Enchanted Places", as a memoir it is a graceful and rather beautiful read, Milne is quite frank about his personal issues and pain without wallowing in self-pity.
OK, it will probably be crap. But Pooh was a childhood favorite, and I'm old like C Robin, so.....So.
It reminds me a little bit of Drop Dead Fred and that's not good.
Needs a Jim Dale voiceover.
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