@teener Brilliant. A kid in my high school turned his sideways and would spritz the campus cop while rolling out of the school parking lot. Campus cop never really caught on, he was a simpleton.
I've only had it happen to me once and I just kept on driving forward slowly enough to push the dumb cunt out of the way without knocking her over or hurting her. She screamed and cussed me out the whole time and after and threatened to sue me and throw me in jail etc. but nothing ever came of it.
So yeah, I don't know where you live but everywhere I've ever been this isn't a thing that happens usually.
I mean, I hate holding seats in a theater! On the rare occasion that someone asks me to go hold a parking space, I just let that friendship wither and die on the vine.