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Desc:Mmmm, love the Quorn!
Category:Educational, Advertisements
Tags:beer, bread, yogurt, Quorn
Submitted:Maggot Brain
Date:04/08/18
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Born in the RSR
I like the idea, but couldn't they find a better name?

It sounds like a hack gag.
yogarfield
Quorn has been around for over 30 years, so they're kinda stuck with the name. The cutlets with a good bbq sauce and grilled properly are a very convincing chicken substitute. Used to eat this shit on a daily basis back in my non-carnivorous days.

5 for the mountains of Quorn I've shit out over the past decade.

BiggerJ
SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT AND DIE... BUT THOSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.
DO YOU BUY PRE-PREPARED MEALS; IF SO, WHICH ONES? OR JUST A BIG FUCK-OFF BAG OF QUORN
http://razstar.brinkster.net/goaste/doctor003.html
kingofthenothing
It does seem like a villainous space corporation commercial, no doubt about that. Maybe we'll find out it's really people, and they'll be like "yeah, but nobody you know" and we'll be like "oh, carry on, then."

cognitivedissonance
As I found out, I'm one of the allergic ones, and there was no way of knowing i was because fuck if I'm ever going to eat algae and fungus protein outside of the context of "Oh, maybe I'll be vegan this week."

Simillion
asimov predicted in a science fiction short called "Good Taste" in 1976 that all food of a spacefaring society would be predominantly based on fungus/bacteria//yeast grown in vats and artificially flavored.
Spike Jonez
Such a great story. Any flavors that weren't artificial were seen as a revolting concept.

exy
We are Car Wars
Maggot Brain
Even 30 years ago it's a bad name. Just on a glace the name looks a little "middle eastern"
Stopheles
Quorn should be massively better-known. His recordings from the mid-to-late 90s are basically the template for screwed hip hop and dubstep, but is better and smarter than those by a factor of five.
cognitivedissonance
The worst, most painful puke I’ve ever had was post-Quorn. It was so bad I can’t even think about the product without getting nauseous. It was one of the bone-rattling, existential barfs.
godot
Somewhere around 3-5% of Quorn consumers have severe adverse reactions it seems.

https://cspinet.org/eating-healthy/foods-avoid/quorn

I've never touched it because it isn't vegan (egg whites are used a a binder in the Quorn products I've seen). But I agree with the Center for Science in the Public Interest that all packages should require large print warning text.

Some of the adverse reactions have involved anaphylactic shock. I've only experienced this once, attending my senior prom date as she broke out in hives and nearly suffocated after a meal with shellfish, before I brought her to the ER. I can only imagine the consequences of bringing Quorn to rural areas without immediate medical care.

chumbucket
Animated business case scroll explain set to lilting, clappy, whistely, hipster music to sell Soylent Green.
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