Old_Zircon - 2018-05-11 The guy he's campaigning against looks like someone spliced Vince McMahon with Dan Savage.
SolRo - 2018-05-11 Tough on crime - ‘I’ll needlessly waste huge sums of taxpayer dollars prosecuting petty crimes into long jail sentences! But I’ll ignore major white collar crimes because those are too hard to easily win’
Raggamuffin - 2018-05-11 Thinking about the KITH sketch with the politician who has meat hands.
The Mothership - 2018-05-12 He doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell!
Hazelnut - 2018-05-12 I'm reminded of C.S. Lewis, "There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."