WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Hello Kitty would never say WHAT THE FUCK

Unless he was listening to someone on the phone who dropped something on their foot and was all HEY MOM (GIGGLING) WHAT DOES FUCK MEAN (GIGGLE) YAYYYYY WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT FUCK MEANS

And her Mom would be like You're not answering the phone until you're in high school.

There’s a story behind this:

The woman who is in charge of Hello Kitty at Sanrio threatened to quit when animators gave the character a mouth. The head of Sanrio offered a compromise where this is merely an actress portraying Hello Kitty. That saved face and the lady didn’t quit.

So, these are the adventures of an actress portraying Hello Kitty, not actually Hello Kitty.

Interestingly, the same theory is used in Disney parks when little girls ask something of a Princess that the Princess doesn’t know or contradicts the movie. The Park Princess is “real”, the movie is an actress.

That's a strange high horse to mount given that she's working on a show about a Kitty that isn't even a cat.

That makes sense. If I were a princess I'd spend all my time wandering around a theme park, too.

If you haven't seen it, theres a whole new season of Aggressive Retsuko on Netflix now...great stuff