Ugh here i was having my bowl of starburst in heavy cream and feeling abnormal, thanks sugar bears
Old_Zircon As far as I can tell the only difference between "like a snack" and "like candy" is that in the latter you eat it one piece at a time, but in the former you just shovel it into your mouth by the handful.
fedex you can shovel candy into your mouth just fine too
sometimes I even take of the wrapper
cognitivedissonance They make Starbursts now that aren't even wrapped. The likelihood of me dying by massive corn syrup bolus choke is pretty high.
hammsangwich With milk OR cream? Kids the in 50s must have played a shitload of kick the can to burn off all those empty calories.