There are no beautiful Saxon maids.

I used to be obsessed with this game on the NES. They cut out the scantily clad maiden side boob part, and the handjob in that version! I was robbed!

Not gonna lie -- my pulse quickened.

I like how the limited graphics make the skin tones look like they're tomato people. So i now believe I just watched one vegetable person give another vegetable person a handyj.

Kind of kills the mood when you realize these people of this era smelled horrific and were covered in lice.

"Her ward promises to grant you her hand..."

Less embarrassing than Witcher 3.

Back in the States this is known as a Tandy Handy

The Commodore 64 version was the raciest of them all, with a split second of butt cleavage!