Hey Rick listen, alot of that water you drink, maybe even most of it, was once a gay man's urine. Think about that. Alot

Nope, that's microscopic crustaceans designed to illicitly damn Muslims and Jews.

I just thought of something, are televangelists the original streamers?

I mean think about it! They pander horseshit to an audience they secretly despise, they manufacture outrage and exaggerate every gesture for dramatic/comedic effect aaaand they never broadcast without big "send me your money here!" shit spattered all over the screen.

I need to develop this idea!

This is why I won't drink bottled water.

Does that mean every time I take a drink of water I'm getting some sweet stem cells?