|SolRo - 2018-06-26 |
Don't get too smug a satisfaction, city-dwellers! You'll be begging for the relative quiet of the winged rats if seagulls supplant their population.
(though, yes, there will be less chance of cars getting shit on when parking under trees and power lines.)
I used to live right next to a wharf as a kid and there were gulls everywhere. One winter, in the middle of a snowstorm, a gull took a shit and the wind blew it right into my ear and surrounding areas.
Anyway, gulls and pigeons are fine, we just don't like them because we know them more than most birds but the truth is most birds are assholes regardless of what kind of bird they are. Especially swans, swans are complete dicks.
This is my second-most hated bird devouring my most-hated bird, because my neighborhood is a fucking hellhole populated by both. The only possible good ending is the gull choking to death on the pigeon.
@OZ No, pigeons and gulls're objectively terrible. There's a murder of crows that roost by my building, and I'm fine with them. You're right on the swans though. Geese are terrible as well.
Also WORST NARRATOR EVER, almost put me into a coma.
|Old_Zircon - 2018-06-27 |
I was in Newfoundland a few years ago and I saw a gull just straight up grab a puffin and throw it off a cliff.
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