Old_Zircon I would pay good money to see Mean Gene Okerlund come out of retirement to team up with Gilbert.
Xenocide Good morning! Today, we will be launching the biggest aerial battle in the history of mankind, all with one goal: to steal the lamp from Aladdin! Squawk!
SolRo I’ll never get how this man with a face meant for radio and a voice made for writing made it so far.
yogarfield Aight I have to say I don't know which celebrity fake voice conspiracy is more likely to be true: Gottfried or Michael Jackson.
My money is on MJ.
Also Stevie Wonder: Blind or not?
cognitivedissonance My grandmother went to blind school with Stevie Wonder. That's a pretty long con if it is one.
Then again, the leader of Aum Shinrikyo went to blind school and didn't tell anybody he was only half blind and learned all his tricks there.
yogarfield The Stevie Wonder conspiracy stems from him catching a microphone stand that was knocked over next to him, but I still think he's blind. Nobody with sight would run around looking like a balding predator in a cheap suit.
Quad9Damage A President who pulls cathartic monologues from his pocket and ends them with dramatic fog drifting over his face.