they'll at least get the firefly fanboys to watch

I'm gonna go ahead and give it 5 for awfulness...although I'm not entirely convinced it will suck.

Might be fun

Who knew a 90 pound ballet dancer could be typecast as a killing machine?

Firefly rocked for the writing. Doubt much of that will be here.

I'm sorry. Someone in the kitchen seems to have spilled whiney teenage drama onto my Terminator.

A son will become a hee-ro. "MAWM!"