"So anyway, after I stayed on your planet for a while, I realized that you had a nigger problem..HAAAA! HAA! JUST KIDDING!"

"Alf, shut your racist fucking mouth before I fucking stab you."

"This is really going to test well with audiences in China. I'm going to eat a goddamn cat on the fucking air for those gooks! HAAAA! HA!"

"Alf, you've just been cancelled."

Playing second fiddle to a sassy puppet is no doubt demoralizing. I read somewhere that the cast knew that the show was probably going to be the biggest meal ticket of their careers, and working on the set was stressful since it was built like a Viet Cong tunnel network for the puppeteer.

So far as I know the crack whore days are behind Max Wright but only because he looks like a skeleton with a bag of skin draped over it.

It's said Max Wright left on the last day of shooting ALF, no farewells to anyone; he just stalked out to his car and left.

Working for Fusco was supposed to have been a real pain according to some people, he was said to have been very particular about ALF, like not allowing anyone to see him with ALF and that at other times he behaved as if ALF were an actual living being.

I saw him in NYC at a Shakespeare In The Park along side Al Pachino and a a lot of other actors you see on TV all the time. Suspect he is doing alright. I remember he shows up in the montage of pictures in the opening of "Cheers" playing a politician. I think I had to watch that show for awhile before I finally saw his character (it looks like it was only two episodes). That used to puzzle me.

I'm only picking up what you're putting down if you concede to ALF being our long-awaited Messiah.